7 thoughts on “Roger Ailes, 1940-2017

  1. His family asks that, in lieu of flowers, people save their spare change for a visit to his grave.

    There, in honor of his relentless greed, they ask that visitor’s take that spare change, and pay for peeing and pooping on his grave.

    Note:
    Visitor’s must provide their own toilet-paper and handi-wipes!

  2. Let no man write my epitaph?

    Tis better to have sexually harassed and lost than to have never sexually harassed at all.

  3. Mourn a wasted life, yeah. Weep? No.

    He either meant every word (in which case he was a cruel and heartless person) or he didn’t – and sold out the nation for, granted, thirty *really big* pieces of silver.

  4. What will the world be like without Roger Ailes? A little better, I reckon.

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