His family asks that, in lieu of flowers, people save their spare change for a visit to his grave.
There, in honor of his relentless greed, they ask that visitor’s take that spare change, and pay for peeing and pooping on his grave.
Note:
Visitor’s must provide their own toilet-paper and handi-wipes!
Let no man write my epitaph?
Tis better to have sexually harassed and lost than to have never sexually harassed at all.
Mourn a wasted life, yeah. Weep? No.
He either meant every word (in which case he was a cruel and heartless person) or he didn’t – and sold out the nation for, granted, thirty *really big* pieces of silver.
Buh bye.
Seems he fell and hit his head, died later from hematoma? I’m hoping that’s just a cover story for: “his wife got sick of his shit and bonked him with a frying pan”! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_9u-XGE1NA
What will the world be like without Roger Ailes? A little better, I reckon.
G’ma taught me if you’ve got nothing good to say …
His family asks that, in lieu of flowers, people save their spare change for a visit to his grave.
There, in honor of his relentless greed, they ask that visitor’s take that spare change, and pay for peeing and pooping on his grave.
Note:
Visitor’s must provide their own toilet-paper and handi-wipes!
Let no man write my epitaph?
Tis better to have sexually harassed and lost than to have never sexually harassed at all.
Mourn a wasted life, yeah. Weep? No.
He either meant every word (in which case he was a cruel and heartless person) or he didn’t – and sold out the nation for, granted, thirty *really big* pieces of silver.
Buh bye.
Seems he fell and hit his head, died later from hematoma? I’m hoping that’s just a cover story for: “his wife got sick of his shit and bonked him with a frying pan”!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_9u-XGE1NA
What will the world be like without Roger Ailes? A little better, I reckon.
G’ma taught me if you’ve got nothing good to say …
[crickets]