The Fruit Salad of Their Minds

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They had a tenth Republican debate last night. Only the tenth? I would have sworn there’d been a couple of dozen by now. There seems to be a consensus in the media that Rubio “won,” but I cannot discern why the bobbleheads think that. He certainly impressed Juan Cole — with his robust display of derp. Professor Cole tells us that Rubio has become Sheldon Adelson’s sock puppet.

I did find a highlight film showing Rubio going after Trump fairly aggressively. Maybe that’s what impressed the pundits.

More videos here, if you want to watch them.

Best comment I’ve seen so far is from John Cole: “You know how sometimes in a city you see someone disheveled and crazy looking walking along talking to themselves? I think Ben Carson is having the other half of the conversation with them.”

Carson also inspired the title of this post. When asked about how he would choose Supreme Court nominees, he said, “The fruit salad of their life is what I will look at.”

Someone has calculated that Donald Trump has a 90 percent chance of winning the GOP nomination.

March is still promising to be a rough month for Sanders supporters. I already wrote that if he’s still in the race by the end of March he’s got a shot at the nomination. But that’s a big if. He’s likely going to be slaughtered in South Carolina tomorrow.  Super Tuesday is not looking good. The most recent polls have Clinton winning everything except Vermont. Massachusetts remains close, though.

14 thoughts on “The Fruit Salad of Their Minds”

  1. “Fruit salad,” said Sleepy-Doc, the combo-bro dwarf.

    “Fruit salad? TOO Gay,” howled Grumpy-Trumpy!

    “Mumble… mumble, mumble…, ” mumbled Bashful-Dopey Rubio.

    “Speak up!,” said Happy-Sneezy, Kasich.

    “Do you know I’m the ‘Second coming’ of Jesus? Really, I am! Just ask my Dad,” said Sleezy Cruz, the dwarf no one ever liked! The “fruit salad” with more fecal matter than a herd of vegan bulls force-fed bran-flakes 3 meals a day!

    From 17 mental and moral dwarfs, down to the last few.

    And yet, one of these loons could be putting his hand on the Bible next January, and reciting a pledge to uphold something they despise.
    ZOINKS!!!

  2. “There seems to be a consensus in the media that Rubio “won,” but I cannot discern why the bobbleheads think that”

    Because little Marco delivered his canned talking points and one-liners without going into repeat robot mode and sweating too much, he was however caught sucking on that bottle of water a few times like a calf to a teat! The sheer terror of a Trump nomination has enabled the GOP to settle on Marco he’s really all they got? I watched more of this debate than any of the others so far (I pretty much have to flip away when Cruz speaks, it’s just too much for me blood pressure meds to control) and I’m relatively convinced that a 70 something democratic socialist New York Jew can actually beat any one of these clowns (except Kasich and he aint gonna win the primary), so on that note I was encouraged. I am however amazed at the speed in which our political discourse has devolved, it seems like only yesterday that GOP hucksters were still using coded language to hide their true intentions (enrich the rich) from the ”poorly educated” rubes that vote for them. That’s all out the window now, we truly are mirroring the movie Idiocracy, I’m just amazed!

  4. Oh Yea! I might not have to change me mahablog avatar after all! It seems the fat man has made his decision! This could be a great move for the Donald, you like all those frat boys in college that always handed their class files to the underclassmen so they didn’t have to actually learn anything, Christie will be handing over all of his written policy proposals to Trump! I’d wager he’ll be the VP pick if Trump wins the nomination!

  5. Fat man endorsement comes with a coupon to the allucaneat buffet. Get ready to watch many other repugs compromise what’s left of their morals to DT. I would wager that after this election the repugs adopt the super delegate model. Which is essentially, the appearance of democracy but in reality it’s the party echelon that chooses. That came about because of McGovern and Carter, but then please explain Dukkakis to me. Damn, that was a tough vote to make.

  6. Uncledad – You voiced my first reaction – that Christie is fishing for the VP slot. There is the looming spectacle of bridgegate trials and I suspect Trump will steer clear until he’s certain of the outcome. if I’m wrong, they will set an unbreakable worlds record in belligerent behavior in a political team.

  7. Trump won’t take Krispy Kreme Christie for his VP.
    Too NY/NJ for most Murkins!

    Personally, I think Christie is looking for the AG spot, should tRUMP (*shudders*) win.

    Btw – tRUMP scares me less than Marco Rubiotronics, or Teddy Cruz-ader (God’s other other Son).

    At this point, Planter’s has less nuts in all of their packing-facilities around the world – combined – than the GOP has in any one state!

  8. Well, I don’t know whether Christie is looking for the VP slot, but there’s no denying he looking for a position at the public trough. I’d suspect a supreme court nomination would be paradise for a bloviating bag of shit like Christie. A job like that would fulfill every requirement his ego demands. He be in a position to be the ultimate bully where everybody who comes before him would come as a humble petitioner.. Just like the mighty Wizard of Oz.

  9. “a job like that would fulfill every requirement his ego demands”

    Oh definitely, plus it’s a lifetime appointment so the fact that nobody likes the guy 5 minutes after meeting him won’t matter, won’t he look just great in that yoooge black robe! Christie is nothing but an opportunist, he knows his political career is essentially over, he couldn’t muster any votes in Iowa and was so humiliated in NH he didn’t even bother to give a “I’m suspending my campaign speech” instead his campaign sent a tweet! This is his last chance but I think it’s a shrewd move, Trumps gonna get the nod and that fat-f#ck will be right by his side!

  12. moonbat,
    I’m sure our neighbors to the south are smart enough to fill those pinata’s with sweets for the kiddies, and not bull feces like the real Donald!

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