The brilliant Florida legislature (Motto: “We threw a rock at the ground and missed”) has passed a law intended to outlaw internet cafes, but it’s worded so stupidly it appears to outlaw all computer networks and internet connections.
So, if you are connected to The Mahablog from within the state of Florida (Motto: “The clowns in Tallahassee did what?”), you are a lawbreaker. I won’t tell, though.
No wonder the Republican Party has decided to let ALEC write the laws they want.
Even leaders of “The Stupid Party’ know by now that if they allow their stupid and ignorant elected officials – voted in by their feckin’ eedjit “Base” voters – to try to pass laws they write themselves, hilarity will ensue!
This is what happens when a party is taken over by Nihilistic Dadaist Performance Artists.
And the show, SUCKS!!!!!
Swami,
You’d better watch out.
After the NSA stops soiling itself from laughter, they may turn your info over for Gov. Voldemort’s police to come and take a SWAT team to your house!
Oh, it’s so easy for you liberals to criticize. Here in Florida we picked up where Superman left off in fighting for truth, justice, and the American way in a never ending battle between good and evil.
The funny thing is that the Florida Lottery is conducted via an internet network of computers. They outlawed their own scam.
Release the hounds!
I hear Peter Lorre in my mind: “Reek! You’ve got to help me, Reek!” Probably another thing never said in Casablanca, although in Tallahassee they must say it all the time.
You know what they say about Florida: “it’s not the heat it’s the stupidity”
Well, it’s hot AND stupid today. !00 % stupidity. It’s raining stupid lately. Now ‘scuse me while I mow the lawn so I can find my pick-up; then I gotta feed the pit bulls.
A sign above the live lobster tank at our local grocery store reads “please ask for assistance if you want lobsters”. Is THAT dumb enough? Apparently there have been issues….
Gulag…Yeah, I think it’s illegal in Florida to be in possession of a brain (at least a functioning one that’s attached to a body) . I kinda thought that my comments here at the mahablog would throw them off the trail… if thinking was ever used as a criteria to root out resistance to glorious conservatism.
Here’s a little something that strikes a chord with me.. and maybe it will with some Teabagger who might be reading this blog.. Them baggers are always crying how they want their country back, and maybe this will help them understand, in part, how they lost it. Drip by drip.. Even with the abortion issue they can’t see the assault on freedom they are committing while they defend their own values.
Kill the chicken to get the egg!
http://news.yahoo.com/justice-anthony-kennedy-helped-bring-surveillance-state-073007865.html
You can’t expect competent execution when the underlying intent (banning all internet cafes) is so manifestly idiotic.
I’m in Florida but I have a very looooooong extension cord connecting to my high-speed modem in Atlanta. So kiss my RJ45, Governor Voldermort.
Wait, can stand your ground be used here? I mean what if Zimmerman suspects a potential illegal connection can he hunt you down?