The brilliant Florida legislature (Motto: “We threw a rock at the ground and missed”) has passed a law intended to outlaw internet cafes, but it’s worded so stupidly it appears to outlaw all computer networks and internet connections.

So, if you are connected to The Mahablog from within the state of Florida (Motto: “The clowns in Tallahassee did what?”), you are a lawbreaker. I won’t tell, though.