15 thoughts on “Hey, It’s the 10th Anniversary of Mission Accomplished Day!”
Wow that’s some article..I especially liked reading the part where Tweety got an erection ogling the mighty warrior Bush.
I suggest that, on top of May 1st being “May Day” – an international day celebrating labor, may I humbly suggest that we also call it “Hubris Day.”
“Hubris Day,” will mourn the stupidity, ignorance, a-and-im-moralilty, and limitless pride, of people, who need to remember that, if you ever think you know it all, you probably know next to nothing.
“Hubris Day” – when all of the Conservative males, with their tiny d*cks , can wave aroung the largest codpieces they can support, and women, the the biggest boobies that their bodies can carry, and do “The Bush Strut,” to endless replays of Chris Matthews, tingling all over, and chants of, “USA! USA!! USA!!!”
Change the lyrics to that great song, from “Shaking,” to ‘Tingling, All Over.”
“Hubris Day.”
I mean it.
Embrace it.
Propel it!
Not to mention the 40th Anniversary of the Bar Code (which so amazed Geo Bush Sr).
Out of touch?
CUND GULAG – ‘Hubris Day’ reminds me of how I intend to decorate my office whenever I become a VIP. I want two prints on opposite walls – one will be of the smoke cloud and retreating solid rocket boosters in the moment after the Challenger exploded. The launch should not have happened – NASA disregarded all warnings in a show of hubris.
The second picture on the opposite wall will be of the Chinese citizen who defied a row of tanks in the day after Tienanmen Square. He demonstrated how sheer audacity can shake the towers of the mighty. The trick for a VIP is deciding which path he is on – foolish hubris or daring audacity.
CUND GULAG – ‘Hubris Day’ reminds me of how I intend to decorate my office when I become a VIP. I want two prints on opposite walls – one will be of the smoke cloud and retreating solid rocket boosters in the moment after the Challenger exploded. The launch should not have happened – NASA disregarded all warnings in a show of hubris.
The second picture on the opposite wall will be of the Chinese citizen who defied a row of tanks in the day after Tienanmen Square. He demonstrated how sheer audacity can shake the towers of the mighty. The trick for a VIP is deciding which path he is on – foolish hubris or daring audacity.
Speaking of anniversaries…Isn’t the anniversary of Terry Schiavo’s historic subpoena to testify before Congress coming up soon? Well, maybe it’s not so historic..I’m pretty sure there have been other nearly brain dead people giving testimony before Congress,but nobody as thoroughly brain dead.
Hu-bris Day!
Hu-bris Day!
Hu-bris Day!
Go ahead, say it out loud…
It can also replace “Mayday” as an international distress call.
It can also replace “Mayday†as an international distress call.
Just yell DUBYA!
My favorite part was how they tried to pretend they didn’t know where the banner came from when the mission turned out to be not that accomplished after all.
“Banner? What banner? Oh, the huge one behind me that said ‘Mission Accomplished’? I don’t know, I guess it just happened to be there when I landed in a fighter jet and then went prancing around in my flight suit in front of all the nation’s media. Maybe some sailors put it up.”
Oh, and speaking of inept propaganda, let’s not forget Jessica Lynch!
No, maha, I think “DUBYA!!!” is what people should yell as they’re about to do something that everyone tells them is stupid, and might have disasterous consequences, and they decide to do it anyway.”
This way, it’ll make a nice finishing yell for what’s often a rednecks last words, “Oh yeah? You think I can’t? Ok, Just hold my beer until I come back, and just watch this – DUBYA!!!”
So, while it won’t replace “Mayday” as an international distess signal, it’ll add a different layer to the old Japanese cry of “BONZAI!!!”
“DUBYA!!!” can become the redneck’s battle-cry right before he commits accidental suicide.
Plus, it’s snappier and quicker than “DARWIN AWARD WINNER!!!”
And besides, they don’t believe in Darwin, anyway.
Here’s a little something off topic…But it reminded me of Frank Capra’s World War II film—Why we Fight. There is no direct relation to WWII aside from the title of the film and the reason for it’s creation, but there is a parallel that can be drawn from it in the battle between conservative and liberal thought.
In noticed in the article the year 1994..and Newt Gingrich popped out..While he was busy shagging Callista he took time from his extracurricular activities to aid in the birthing of zero tolerance.
Ok 2 days ago it was 86 degrees, and today we have a intense SNOW STORM..Hell has officially frozen for hubris day.Still, looking outside is far less terrible than thinking back to little george strutting around that flight deck with the harness still strapped to his tiny crotch. That harness should have been left on, and used like a choke chain to reel him in.
I have my doubts that this nation will ever fully recover from the 8 years bush spent destroying. Even if we eventually pay for the wars the power grab of the office lives on.
Wow that’s some article..I especially liked reading the part where Tweety got an erection ogling the mighty warrior Bush.
I suggest that, on top of May 1st being “May Day” – an international day celebrating labor, may I humbly suggest that we also call it “Hubris Day.”
“Hubris Day,” will mourn the stupidity, ignorance, a-and-im-moralilty, and limitless pride, of people, who need to remember that, if you ever think you know it all, you probably know next to nothing.
“Hubris Day” – when all of the Conservative males, with their tiny d*cks , can wave aroung the largest codpieces they can support, and women, the the biggest boobies that their bodies can carry, and do “The Bush Strut,” to endless replays of Chris Matthews, tingling all over, and chants of, “USA! USA!! USA!!!”
Change the lyrics to that great song, from “Shaking,” to ‘Tingling, All Over.”
“Hubris Day.”
I mean it.
Embrace it.
Propel it!
Not to mention the 40th Anniversary of the Bar Code (which so amazed Geo Bush Sr).
Out of touch?
CUND GULAG – ‘Hubris Day’ reminds me of how I intend to decorate my office whenever I become a VIP. I want two prints on opposite walls – one will be of the smoke cloud and retreating solid rocket boosters in the moment after the Challenger exploded. The launch should not have happened – NASA disregarded all warnings in a show of hubris.
The second picture on the opposite wall will be of the Chinese citizen who defied a row of tanks in the day after Tienanmen Square. He demonstrated how sheer audacity can shake the towers of the mighty. The trick for a VIP is deciding which path he is on – foolish hubris or daring audacity.
CUND GULAG – ‘Hubris Day’ reminds me of how I intend to decorate my office when I become a VIP. I want two prints on opposite walls – one will be of the smoke cloud and retreating solid rocket boosters in the moment after the Challenger exploded. The launch should not have happened – NASA disregarded all warnings in a show of hubris.
The second picture on the opposite wall will be of the Chinese citizen who defied a row of tanks in the day after Tienanmen Square. He demonstrated how sheer audacity can shake the towers of the mighty. The trick for a VIP is deciding which path he is on – foolish hubris or daring audacity.
Speaking of anniversaries…Isn’t the anniversary of Terry Schiavo’s historic subpoena to testify before Congress coming up soon? Well, maybe it’s not so historic..I’m pretty sure there have been other nearly brain dead people giving testimony before Congress,but nobody as thoroughly brain dead.
Hu-bris Day!
Hu-bris Day!
Hu-bris Day!
Go ahead, say it out loud…
It can also replace “Mayday” as an international distress call.
Just yell DUBYA!
My favorite part was how they tried to pretend they didn’t know where the banner came from when the mission turned out to be not that accomplished after all.
“Banner? What banner? Oh, the huge one behind me that said ‘Mission Accomplished’? I don’t know, I guess it just happened to be there when I landed in a fighter jet and then went prancing around in my flight suit in front of all the nation’s media. Maybe some sailors put it up.”
Oh, and speaking of inept propaganda, let’s not forget Jessica Lynch!
No, maha, I think “DUBYA!!!” is what people should yell as they’re about to do something that everyone tells them is stupid, and might have disasterous consequences, and they decide to do it anyway.”
This way, it’ll make a nice finishing yell for what’s often a rednecks last words, “Oh yeah? You think I can’t? Ok, Just hold my beer until I come back, and just watch this – DUBYA!!!”
So, while it won’t replace “Mayday” as an international distess signal, it’ll add a different layer to the old Japanese cry of “BONZAI!!!”
“DUBYA!!!” can become the redneck’s battle-cry right before he commits accidental suicide.
Plus, it’s snappier and quicker than “DARWIN AWARD WINNER!!!”
And besides, they don’t believe in Darwin, anyway.
Here’s a little something off topic…But it reminded me of Frank Capra’s World War II film—Why we Fight. There is no direct relation to WWII aside from the title of the film and the reason for it’s creation, but there is a parallel that can be drawn from it in the battle between conservative and liberal thought.
In noticed in the article the year 1994..and Newt Gingrich popped out..While he was busy shagging Callista he took time from his extracurricular activities to aid in the birthing of zero tolerance.
http://news.yahoo.com/teen-girl-expelled-charged-felony-science-experiment-goes-050006336.html
Ok 2 days ago it was 86 degrees, and today we have a intense SNOW STORM..Hell has officially frozen for hubris day.Still, looking outside is far less terrible than thinking back to little george strutting around that flight deck with the harness still strapped to his tiny crotch. That harness should have been left on, and used like a choke chain to reel him in.
I have my doubts that this nation will ever fully recover from the 8 years bush spent destroying. Even if we eventually pay for the wars the power grab of the office lives on.
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