13 thoughts on “Stuff You Already Know”

  1. I haven’t seen it reported anywhere: which coloring books did they include in the GWB Presidential Lie-berry? My Little Pony? The Smurfs? Strawberry Shortcake? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? GI Joe?

    Was it tough for The Decider to choose?

  2. I’ve written a childrens book in his honor, just for this occasion – “Goodnight Baboon.”

  6. Reading the Little Lulu article it struck me, has there ever been one follower of Islam that she wouldn’t condemn?

  7. Norquist had worked with Alamoudi to create the Islamic Free Market Institute.

    Oh, sweet Jeebus, help us! Will they not keep their filthy Mooslim hands off any of our Most Sacred Institutions?!?!

    (Seriously, though, this is wonderful; the blockheads of the Right begin to devour one another.)

  9. It’s insightful analysis like that which proves that Michelle Malkin is truly deserving of the Breitbart Award she just won.

    (Yes, the wingers have actually created such a prize, which I find conveniently self-ridiculing.)

  10. justme is right!

    http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

    Hilarious. (Reminds me of the comic-genius Daily Kos blogger, “karateexplosions,” who used to create fake press conference transcripts from the GWB era. The prez would always sign off, “Here is a picture of a cat,” with a crudely-drawn feline eerily like those godawful paintings from Bush’s retirement.)

  11. “truly deserving of the Breitbart Award she just won”

    Yes hard to believe it can be taken seriously? What comes to mind is the old F-Emmy’s Howard Stern used to give back in the old days! P#rn Stars, Str$ppers, angry midgets, competition flatulence and Little Lulu!!!

  12. Eight long years of bottomless stupidy,
    The austerians prescribe MORE leaches to blead the patient, because bloodletting is so helpful (when done to others).
    Malkin is bug fuck crazy, but we all know that.She’s like a woodpecker on a steel pipe at 5 A.M.

  13. “Is our children learning?
    Well, not if you listen to Michelle Rhee.

    But, we know the answer to, “Is some of our children hungry,” is ‘YES!!!”

    Well, a WV legislator has the solution – children should work for school meals:

    http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/04/25/fox-asks-if-children-should-work-for-school-mea/193768

    “Please, Principal, may I have some more?”
    ‘You want… MORE?!?!?! Why, you impudent guttersnipe, you didn’t work hard enough before, to earn any more. Get to work on cleaning the school’s bathrooms, and wax my car. And, when you’re done, we might just give you a packet of peanuts.
    What’s that?
    Allergic, are you?
    Oh well. Then maybe you’d better do what I told you, so we can get you a shot of adrenaline – tomorrow’s lunch, if you work for that, that is, is PB&J sandwiches.’

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