Tampa Prepares for the GOP

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No, not with bullet-proof vests. The strip clubs are getting prepped for the Republican National Convention:

Angelina Spencer, the executive director of the Association of Club Executives, which serves as a trade association for strip clubs, said an informal survey of convention business in New York and Denver had determined that Republicans dropped more money at clubs, by far.

“Hands down, it was Republicans,” she said. “The average was $150 for Republicans and $50 for Democrats.”

As further evidence of the clubs’ nonpartisan appeal, Don Kleinhans, the owner of the 2001 Odyssey, said when the Promise Keepers, a male evangelical group, came to town years ago, business was rollicking.

“We had phenomenal numbers all weekend, and they walked in wearing badges and name tags and weren’t shy at all,” he said.

Why am I not surprised? BTW, the headliner at one Tampa club will be a “dead ringer” for Sarah Palin, the club owner said.

4 thoughts on “Tampa Prepares for the GOP”

  1. Hmmm…

    Something tells me that their hands will be too busy doing something else than to greet one another with “Terrorist Fist Jabs” to mock the Obama’s.

    All I know is, if I lived in Tampa, I wouldn’t shake the hands of any Republicans I meet ’till long, long, after their Convention.

    Oh, and get a “load” of the main attraction – their Sarah Palin lookalike:
    http://www.policymic.com/articles/11820/sarah-palin-strippers-flown-to-tampa-to-give-republicans-lap-dances-for-rnc-weekend

    And look at what she’s packing!
    The GUN, I mean. (Ya filthy-minded preeeeverts, ya’s!)

    Ah yes, America, there’s your party of “Family Values!”

    Which means, if you really do ‘value’ your ‘family,’ you’ll vote for the Democrats

  3. And where are the reports of Gay Strip Clubs with Dick Cheney and Karl Rove lookalikes?

    What, no “Diaper” Dave Vitter ‘seperated-at-birth-twins “ecdysisting” their way out of a Senatorial 3-piece suit, down to Depends, down to their bare, talcumed tushies – all to that great Chuck Berry song, “My Ding-a-ling?”?

    Ok – how about Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio – they’re hot little numbers, ain’t they?

  4. I hold sex workers/entertainers in much higher regard than Republicans. Fee for service– instead of graft for DIS-service to you country.

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