Nate is giving Mittens a 97 percent chance of winning the Florida primary today, so it’s all over but the votin’. The establishment, faced with a choice between Mittens and Newt, have now congealed around Mittens. Barring an intervention by God, Mittens will be the nominee.
However, word is that Newt is crazy/deluded/narcissistic enough to keep campaigning. I hope so; Mittens is such a crashing bore.
Speaking of the Great Gas-Passing Orifice — Newt’s latest contribution to our nation’s political discourse is another doozy —
The transcript, via Think Progress —
GINGRICH: Now, I think we need to have a government that respects our religions. I’m a little bit tired about respecting every religion on the planet. I’d like them to respect our religion.
And what religion would that be, Newt? The Church of Asshattery? But you see why I would be sooo disappointed if Newt drops out now.
Newt says President Obama and Mittens have been waging a “war against religion,” most recently for not permitting the Catholic bishops to dictate the reproductive choices of their non-Catholic employees. Apparently this violates the bishops’ “freedom” to force their beliefs on people who don’t agree with them.
Which religion IS Newt’s these days? Is he still Catholic, or has he switched again?
Just so I know which religion I’m supposed to be respecting…
Sure, he’s changed religion every time he got married.
Because he’s a REAL man of faith!
And maybe the last religion’s God frowns on a serial philanderer who dumps his wife to run-off with a new one every time the old one gets sick. He hopes the new God will be more forgiving. He knows that rubes will be – because, well, because they’re rubes.
What Newt means here is white people’s religion – none of that Nigra Santeria or Voodoo hoodoo bullsh*t.
That’s because he loves America.
Let’s get down to what Romney and Gingrich really worship: MONEY. Romney has his big fund “blind” (yeah, sure) managed by Goldman. Why does he earn so much? Could it be corruption? Just saw this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/sec-deutsche-bank-investigation-subprime-cdo_n_1242523.html?ref=business
Paulson is so at the center of so much.
I’d like them to respect our religion.
Hey tubby,
You can cycle through every single “religion” on Earth, and still there will never ever ever be an “our religion” for you & me.
Joan
(Apparently this week he’s Jewish:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/31/newt-gingrich-robocall-mitt-romney_n_1244284.html
Good grief.)
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gulag…You’re too much.. 🙂
Gingrich only worships at the Mount of Venus
Swami;
Don’t ALL men?
Joan, I think Romney wanted them to eat pickled pig’s feet, AND pork butt!
Oh, the humanity…………..
(And chocolate covered bacon,YUM!)
Most interesting thing to watch for is the margin of victory in the panhandle – will be a rough guide to how the Southern demographics are going to play out for Romney.