I’m not going to stay up waiting for the winner, but if I had to guess right now, I’d say the finish is going to be Santorum, Romney, Paul. Of course, anything is possible.
6 thoughts on “Iowa Caucuses”
Santorum, Romney, Paul, or Romney, Santorum, Paul or Santorum, Paul, or Chuck Todd! Morning Joe, Java fucking Joe. Where do the advert dollars go?
The question is can the republicants spend enough? Well of course the answer is yes good night it’s over man.
So, after months of candidates invading fairs, and diners, and homes, and endless yipping and yapping and ponificating by the MSM punTWIT’S, the results are in, and in a close one its….. Mitt Romney!
Mitt Romney?
Stalin once said something to the effect that it doesn’t matter who votes, it only matters who counts the votes.
So, who got to count the votes? Karl Rove?
8 votes?
8 votes!
So, for right now, it looks like it’s Icky Sticky Rickey v. The Liar.
Poor Google Boy, if that Winter Baseball team he sponsored hadn’t gotten stuck in traffic behind a pig truck on a two-lane highway, he’d have won in Iowa!
Yawn…
I’ll miss Ol’ “Oops” Perry, and “The Gal With the Faraway Look in Her Eyes” if they drop out.
But I hope Newtster stays in, because when that fat-boy gets his teeth in something, like Mitt’s ability to lie on cue, he can be like a pit bull on a femur.
Let’s hope Newt keeps talking about Mitt’s Lie-ability.
Because, that may = an Obama win.
I can already hear the crunch!
If Rudi G was “Noun verb 9/11,” Ricki S is “Me verb God verb Godgodgod.”
Trust Iowa Republicans to find someone completely unelectable and shove him to the front of the pack.
Then again, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. Or so it is said.
Santorum, Romney, Paul, or Romney, Santorum, Paul or Santorum, Paul, or Chuck Todd! Morning Joe, Java fucking Joe. Where do the advert dollars go?
The question is can the republicants spend enough? Well of course the answer is yes good night it’s over man.
website!
Pour Newt, him and that doll of his. Ziggy’s Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S58mOuLkYi4
last one promise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTGObcjaSnQ&feature=related
So, after months of candidates invading fairs, and diners, and homes, and endless yipping and yapping and ponificating by the MSM punTWIT’S, the results are in, and in a close one its….. Mitt Romney!
Mitt Romney?
Stalin once said something to the effect that it doesn’t matter who votes, it only matters who counts the votes.
So, who got to count the votes? Karl Rove?
8 votes?
8 votes!
So, for right now, it looks like it’s Icky Sticky Rickey v. The Liar.
Poor Google Boy, if that Winter Baseball team he sponsored hadn’t gotten stuck in traffic behind a pig truck on a two-lane highway, he’d have won in Iowa!
Yawn…
I’ll miss Ol’ “Oops” Perry, and “The Gal With the Faraway Look in Her Eyes” if they drop out.
But I hope Newtster stays in, because when that fat-boy gets his teeth in something, like Mitt’s ability to lie on cue, he can be like a pit bull on a femur.
Let’s hope Newt keeps talking about Mitt’s Lie-ability.
Because, that may = an Obama win.
I can already hear the crunch!
If Rudi G was “Noun verb 9/11,” Ricki S is “Me verb God verb Godgodgod.”
Trust Iowa Republicans to find someone completely unelectable and shove him to the front of the pack.
Then again, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. Or so it is said.