Weenies of Wonder, Part Trois

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First, I want to say — Anthony Weiner, will you please go now? I sincerely hope he is not elected Mayor. I cringe at the thought of four years of weiner jokes.

Second, I second the opinion expressed by Katy Waldman, that most of us ladies are not enticed by depictions of the mighty member in isolation. There are studies that support this, in fact. Maybe guys misunderstand this because they’re wired differently, but trust me when I say we ladies would be more enticed by a picture of your face. Or your dog’s face. Maybe even your bowling trophies.

17 thoughts on “Weenies of Wonder, Part Trois”

  1. First, I want to say — Anthony Weiner, will you please go now? I sincerely hope he is not elected Mayor. I cringe at the thought of four years of weiner jokes

    A well placed R and W you’d have: Anthony Weiner, will you please grow now?
    Senseless Weiner joke, I’m hoping he wins, just think, Weiner stop and frisk.

  2. As a male human who has never, ever had the desire to photograph my special parts, much less share them, I can’t explain Weiner’s compulsion. Tthere must be other completely competent candidates who could do the job, and the rest of us would be happy to spend our attention on other problems.

  3. He’s in a no-man’s-land between eros and ego. 🙂

    Mr. Happy is a lot more happy when he’s faithful.

  4. I think the point of weenie pictures is probably more of a thrill issue – either exhibitionism, or the thrill of “she’ll let me do this”. The sexting equivalent of getting to (third? second?) base.

    I could be wrong, but that’s the best guess I can come up with.

  5. If you like to flash your junk, either get a job as a male stripper, or in the p*rn industry.

    Having said that, if Wiener wants to keep running for Mayor, and his wife is ok with it, then let the people in NYC decide.

    I no longer live there, but if I did, I wouldn’t vote for him in the primary – but if he won, I would, in the general.

    Better Wiener, who likes to flash his wiener, than a Republican d*ck who’ll screw everyone except the rich and powerful.

  6. The Katy Waldman article in Slate that you referenced is excellent. And at the end of the article is a name generator for us guys to use when we post our weiner shots. Mine came out as Ricardo Evil, but if you get a text from ol’ Rick, it ain’t me! Swami and Cund and LHW need to try out the name generator, too, so we’ll know who is sexting us!

    Seriously, most guys’ faces are better looking than the alternative here.

  7. AW clearly needs psychological help, and I’m beginning to wonder if maybe Mrs. AW doesn’t also.

  10. It’s absolutely hilarious that “Weiner” is his last name. In the same vein as Bernie Made-off. God really has a sense of humor. Sometimes we humans are so dense, the plot has to be boiled down to cartoon-like characters with cartoon-like names.

  11. Well I have been trying to refrain from comment, but just like a weiner, Sometimes I cannot help but pop up when I am not suppose to. As a single lady I can tell ya, I don’t want a photo of a guys junk or his face. I want the “Money shot”! Get your mind out of the gutter, the money shot for me is a photo of his Harley. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

    I have gotten texts with Mr Happy attached. Here is what I do. I take a photo of a giant plastic one I got years ago as a gag gift and I text the photo back with the following message “Mine is bigger than yours”.

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