Sing Along

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By popular demand —

    “He’s Commander Guy!”

    (To the tune of “Secret Agent Man”)

    There’s a man who lives inside a bubble.
    The Secret Service shields him from all trouble.
    He’s got more power than you; ain’t nothin’ you can do.
    The nation may not last until tomorrow.

    He’s Commander Guy! He’s Commander Guy!
    It’s his way or the highway or he’ll know the reason why!

    Beware of smirking faces that you find
    A smirking face can hide an evil mind
    Be careful what you say
    Or they’ll haul your ass away;
    You’ll find yourself in Gitmo by tomorrow.

    He’s Commander Guy! He’s Commander Guy!
    It’s his way or the highway or he’ll know the reason why!

Update: Here’s a graphic.

Update 2: He’s also Veto Man.

10 thoughts on “Sing Along”

  1. I can hear the Johnny Rivers tune going ’round my head. This is beautiful. “The nation may not last until tomorrow”. Indeed.

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  3. That was virtually orgasmic laughter.

    Ohhh… (wiping away tears) thank you!

  9. Easily the most useful thing I did all day. I was humming “He’s Com… MANder Man! He’s Com…MANder Man!” all the while I was washing dishes.

    Merchandising would be groovy. With profits for peace, of course. Or John Edwards. I’m liking him pretty much these days too.

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